I went there, and here’s why I did:
Every app, even Apple’s own apps, cannot play nice with this thing. Well they can, but they don’t know how to be a consistent program. Well they can, but…
Well, I have 11 copies of “Apple Keynotes” in my podcasts app right now.
Could be because I spent a long time trying to get my stupid iPad 2 to cooperate with my Photos app.
Or maybe it’s because the Podcasts app sometimes fails to play episodes and says they’re unavailable from the site even though I know iOS 7 is a lying broken mess and…sorry. I’ll never do that again, tell Jony I love him but he really should’ve…huh, what other option was there…
I’ve been asking myself if Jony should’ve stayed in hardware…and I really have no clue as to what the answer would be to that question and I’m so not padding this in case I figure out an answer to the question as I’m writing this thing down.
It wasn’t even his decision…Tim Cook did that. Tim Cook saw that Jony had magic or something so put him in software.
And Jony didn’t do a good job the first time around.
It’s okay, Apple, people fail the first time around…it’s completely okay *checks news sites*…okay maybe not that okay.
*Rechecks news sites*
Maybe Jony should leave.
Nah, I’m kidding. Jony’s fine. The simplicity of the iWatch will prove that flat simplicity is the simplest and best way to simply simplify simplicity’s simple simplicity.
I hope.