Apple uploaded a video on YouTube (yes Apple uses Google somehow) that proved that Apple isn’t turning into Toys ‘R Us but instead is turning into Arbor Day Inc.
Which means that it’s trying to make everything better. Not somewhat better, not awesomely better, just better. Seriously, that’s the entire title of the video: “Better”. Look it up (search for Apple as a channel, don’t actually search for the title).
Now I’m not quite sure what iOS 7 was. Was it flat because it wasn’t depicting real materials and thus was “greener”? Was it colorful because…I don’t know?
Whatever. People are calling it modern so fuck it, I’m sure Apple knew why iOS 7 is better.
“‘Better’. It’s a powerful word.” – Better Tim Cook, a Better Apple, “Better”, Better YouTube
…the iPhone 5c wasn’t better…