Donald Trump’s “I’m very proud of myself” presidential campaign #donaldtrump #campaign #yesimwritingthisshutup

[I’m posting this because Donald Trump is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen in politics…and that’s saying something.  I don’t follow politics hardly at all.]

 

This will be strange.  I don’t write about this stuff.  And no, this is not sponsored.

 

Here goes nothing.

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This isn’t strange just because I don’t write about this…another reason is the question:  Is Donald Trump a businessman or a comedian?  And I’m being serious…take a gander at this nonsense.  Who plays like this in a campaign?!  How did he figure this out?!  And furthermore, WHAT THE HELL???

 

Researching this was interesting, to say the least.  Presidential campaigns are all over the place.  Using a chess analogy, they go from playing fairly by moving your pawn step-by-careful-step to clear the way for your bishop to shoot over diagonally to take the queen…to declaring that the bishop is actually some Queen-like special piece and not even referring to the rulebook as you smash the entire board with it.

 

But just randomly stating things doesn’t have any meat.  Let’s get some meat.

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Donald Trump’s Position on Immigration

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Okay, so Mexico might have gotten a bit hard to swallow at some points…but is that any reason to make a blanket statement that all Mexican immigrants are rapists and drug dealers?  No.  In fact if you read further in that article, it actually disproves that statement.  And yet…

 

I told you campaigns were weird.  And if you actually are of the opinion that immigration is bad and that all immigrants are only there to screw up the United States, I shall only say Japan.  You’re welcome.

 

Also he wants to build a wall.  I guess he is a comedian.

 

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Now I want to point out someone else in this candidate lineup.  Bernie Sanders is another candidate that actually has way more points to his plan than Donald Trump does for some reason.  In fact I can mention one specific point that will make Donald Trump’s campaign look…worse than it already does from this post. I’m serious.

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Real Family Values

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If Donald Trump really cared about America, how in the holy Earth and beyond did this not make it into his plans:

Family values: let’s talk about what those words mean.

When a mother can’t spend time with her newborn child during the first weeks and months of life, that is not a family value.

When a husband can’t get time off from work to care for his cancer-stricken wife, that is not a family value.

When a mother is forced to send her sick child to school because she can’t afford to stay home, that is not a family value.

When parents and children can’t spend any time on vacation together during the course of an entire year, that is not a family value.

In fact, these things are an attack on everything the family stands for.

…holy piss Donald…

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You know what, if that isn’t enough data to make you hate Donald Trump, I don’t know what’ll do it.

 

I hope you’re proud of yourself, dude.